Good afternoon beautiful people!! I wanted to touch base about my tests I had a few weeks back. As I had previously blogged in previous posts…I am having issues with Acid Reflux and I had to have a colonscopy because cancer runs in my family. Anyway I had Endoscopy and then I had a colonscopy that the doctor was unable to complete because I was full of shit. Now here the thing…. They were trying to schedule another colonscopy. The insurance wouldn’t approve that. So here comes the doctor letting me know they had scheduled a X-Ray.
Now Lets stop right there and let’s think about this for a dang minute. The procedures was anything but a normal X-Ray. You know I thought I would go in there after refraining from eating and drinking only fluids except for any juice that was the color red and purple and just lay on the table and they would x-ray my lower body parts. Man was my butt wrong!!!
Let me explain what a Barium Enema is …. first it is an x-ray examination of the colon. This examination evaluates every part of the colon and the rectum. The appendix and a portion of the distal small intestine may also be included. Second they made me lay on the examination table and an starter x-ray is taken to ensure the bowel is clear of any fecus. Then the radiologist and her partner insert a small balloon tube into a part of my bottom that I only used to release waste from. Oh my goodness….. the radiologist was saying “relax and breath you are tightening up.” I told her in my high pitch squeaky voice….. “don’t nothing usually enter that place…. what do you expect.” The Muscle was protecting me really well… she finally got it position after I said every cuss words in the book and begin to fill my colon with a mixture of barium and water. Air was also injected through the tube to help the barium thoroughly coat the lining of the colon. Next, a series of x-ray images is taken while I was moved around into all kinds of positions. Man. When they finally got finished and I got to go to the restroom… It was a on. One thing I learned was when I have my next examination for colon next time I will make sure that I do the colonscopy … That Barium Enema was awful.
Nevertheless everything came back clear. The endoscopy didn’t see anything that could be causing the Acid reflux and the Barium Anema was also clear. I don’t have to have another one for five years. Wooo… Wiping my forehead. That’s was something else. I hope that wasn’t to much information folks. Lmbo… If you learned anything from my experience always choose the colonscopy. What’s a little IV and needle compared to being ballooned from one of your most private area.
Side note: Please let the radiologist know you have had weight loss surgery because they was having trouble seeing all of my colon. Until I reminded them that I had weight loss surgery.
Good morning beautiful people! I know I have fell off on my blogging but I am going through a really rough time right now mentally. I am just taking it one day at a time and anything extra just takes a lot out of me.. However even though I am struggling mentally. My weight always stays at the forefront of my mind. I refuse to let this mental stuff make me gain weight. I am focusing on my weight more than anything and I am trying to maintain and make sure I am keeping those pounds away. I am still walking and I am in the process of adding more miles.
Now I could never really air what is going on in my personal life but it really life changing and it is causing problems big time. I just stay prayed up and try to keep GOD first however it is still hard. I think we all have our lows and highs that we all struggle with everyday. I just feel that at this time my mental bags are extra heavy. Those suckers are really dragging me down and putting a damper on my spirits.
Now that is enough about my mental struggles and lets talk ABOUT my results from the Endoscopy and colonoscopy. The endoscopy came out great and they did not find anything wrong however I am still fighting acid reflux and I am taking 3 medications for it. Also my colonoscopy was failed…after going to the bathroom over 100 times in a 8 hour period. I was informed that I was still full of shit and he could not complete the procedure, however he did get one poly out and it was tested and was negative. But because they did find one poly I was schedule for a colon X-ray this upcoming week. Now that a sucker. I drunk 2 full bottles of that nasty junk and was still full of shit. Now I got to do a barium enema x-ray. I hate doing these sucker. However maybe I will lose about 5 pounds. Heck a girl can hope and dream right!!
Good evening beautiful people. As you all know I am currently having major issues with my Acid Re-flux. I am currently taking three medications Famotidine 40 mg, Ranitidine 300 mg, Pantoprazole 40 mg. One in the morning and two at night. I am scheduled for a endoscopy and colonoscopy tomorrow and the preparation is something else.
Man first let me say this…I am hungry , I mean really hungry as I drink this apple juice. Every commercials on TV is showing restaurant ads and they looks so dang good. I caught myself licking my flat screen TV when they showed a Kristy Kreme commercial featuring their new pumpkin spice glaze donuts. Then they had the nerve to only offer those bad boys for one day. I know, I know I don’t suppose to be eating those bad boys anyway. But when you are hungry you will imagine yourself eating any and everything and I am starving. As soon as I finish this blog post I am going to bed so I can dream of chicken wings covered in all kinds of sauce.
The preparation for a colonoscopy is awfulllllll. Let me say that one more time it is dreadful, disgusting, atrocious, ghastly, unpleasant and I could go on with other words that mean the same thing as awful. But it will all mean the same…… the preparation for the procedure is something else. Because I have had the gastric bypass I could not do the usual prep and the doctor recommended that I buy two to three bottle of magnesium citrate, and drink those starting at 12:00 today. I went to the local Dollar General store and purchase 3 bottles and started drinking the first one. To say I want to throw up is a understatement. That crap is disgusting. I was burping and gagging all at the same time. It was so bad that my supervisor told me to go home. She was scared I was going to have a accident in the office. The doctor recommended that I try and drink one every hour until I was done. Man it took me two hours to get that crap down. The second one was faster however but the burping was out of the world. I could have burp a song I was burping so much. I also purchase several bottle of clear liquid to drink such as apple juice, white grape juice and for whatever reason I though I could eat apple sauce. I was wrong and the paperwork confirmed that. The doctor also said that it was important that I not consume anything red or purple because it could look like blood in my intestines when they doing the procedure so V8’s was out of the question which would have made me full.
Fast forward to now. (Warning this could be a TMI moment) I went to sleep because I was wanting to eat so badly and woke up to Shelly the Belly and my colon contracting, grunting and moaning like crazy. I stayed in the bathroom for about 30 minutes emptying my colon and I am still going. This is crazy, how can one person have this much crap. If I have to go one more time I will scream. I know I have flushed away at least 3 pounds.
Nevertheless I am scared, nervous and afraid because I want to know what is causing the excessive acid re-flux and I am nervous about the colonoscopy because of the history of cancer in my family. I got to quit googling my acid re-flux problems for gastric bypass patients because they give so many different reasons that this could be happening and my mind be in over drive worrying about it. However GOD got me and he always keeps me in the palm of his hands. I just can’t let my insecurity slide in. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers ladies and gents that the results will be good.
I love my husband. He has been working on his current job about 30 minutes away from our current town for about 9 months. This job has the insurance that allows the gastric bypass surgery. He previously worked at a company here in our town for 2 years that was only about 10 minutes away, but was through a temporary company. They only kept him for 2 years and laid him off. When we started job searching we looked for a job that was permanent and with good benefits and were able to found his current position. Nevertheless he got a call from his old temporary company about coming back to the company here in town. Even though it was tempting he didn’t even think twice about saying no because he knew his current job was the reason I was able to have the gastric bypass. He told me afterwards and let me know he told them no. I wanted to hug and kiss him if I hadn’t been driving to hospital yesterday for the endoscopy.
The endoscopy had your girl scare as crap. The nurse fiddle around trying to find a vein to put the IV in and ended up sticking me three times trying to find a viable vein. But the nurse was nice, so I didn’t fuss.
The overall experience was over before I knew it even though I woke up to the doctor putting the light down my throat and thought that somehow Sherry was choking in my sleep. (Sherry is my CPAP machine.) Evidently they knock me back out because all I remember is waking up to my handsome husband sitting beside me. My throat feel likes someone stuck a water hose down my throat and I feel a little tender in my chest area. But overall the experience wasn’t bad. The doctor said everything look good so one more thing out the way.
I live to see another day, another hour, and other minute.
I was really disappointed today and had to sit for a spell to get my nerves in check. The doctor’s surgery scheduler calls me today to discuss possible dates that I may have the surgery. After we came up with two possible dates which were March 31 or April 22 she gave me a phone number to United Healthcare where I have to register for the barbaric surgery. Well I made the call and was informed very sternly that I need a 6 month monitor diet plan before the surgery. Now here’s my issues and why I am a little pissed, ticked, frizzled, and mad. I call the insurance company as soon as I found out that the weight loss surgery was available and asked every question that pertains to being approved for surgery. I was told that I would only have to show proof of 5 years of obesity from my primary doctor for United Healthcare and meet with an approved therapist. I even asked and was told no about the 6 month diet requirements.
Now today I was informed that there is a requirement for the 6 month monitor diet and what Untied Healthcare requires could be different from what my spouse employer also requires. WOW!! Knocked me right off of my feet.
I quickly called the surgery scheduler and informed her of what they said. She quietly calmed me down and explained that I already had 4 months of supervised diet because I was going twice monthly and it went over into the fourth month. I would have to meet with the nutritionist this month and around the first of next month and then she can submitted for approval. I am scheduled to have the endoscopy tomorrow morning, so that process will be out-of-the-way. Nevertheless I did expect some hiccups and this is one of the hiccups. Nevertheless the April date is still very possible after the two week liquid diet. I am going to stay focus and keep my eyes on the prize, getting my weight under control no matter what distractions or problems that come my way.
I am finally on the way. I heard from my doctor for the weight loss surgery and the doctor has approved me for the surgery. You do have to wonder why you would first have to go through:
6 sessions of therapy
6 nutrition meetings with your nutritionist.
Then the doctor has to give his approval, which is all based on the therapist and nutritionist agreeing and giving their approval that you are a good candidate for the surgery. Oh and let’s not forget that the therapy visits cost $250.00 and the nutritionist is another $230.00. (I wonder if that money is refundable if they don’t sign off)
Nevertheless I met all the requirements. My next step is to meet with Dr. Ross next Wednesday and then I must have the endoscopy procedure the first week in March to check for H. pylori. If all goes well they will submit approval to my insurance.
Wooooo!! I feet like I just gave a long speech! I am ready even though I am nervous. I mean who wouldn’t be. You are getting ready to go under a knife and have a major surgery so I am allowed to be nervous and scared.