Good afternoon beautiful people!! I wanted to touch base about my tests I had a few weeks back. As I had previously blogged in previous posts…I am having issues with Acid Reflux and I had to have a colonscopy because cancer runs in my family. Anyway I had Endoscopy and then I had a colonscopy that the doctor was unable to complete because I was full of shit. Now here the thing…. They were trying to schedule another colonscopy. The insurance wouldn’t approve that. So here comes the doctor letting me know they had scheduled a X-Ray.
Now Lets stop right there and let’s think about this for a dang minute. The procedures was anything but a normal X-Ray. You know I thought I would go in there after refraining from eating and drinking only fluids except for any juice that was the color red and purple and just lay on the table and they would x-ray my lower body parts. Man was my butt wrong!!!
Let me explain what a Barium Enema is …. first it is an x-ray examination of the colon. This examination evaluates every part of the colon and the rectum. The appendix and a portion of the distal small intestine may also be included. Second they made me lay on the examination table and an starter x-ray is taken to ensure the bowel is clear of any fecus. Then the radiologist and her partner insert a small balloon tube into a part of my bottom that I only used to release waste from. Oh my goodness….. the radiologist was saying “relax and breath you are tightening up.” I told her in my high pitch squeaky voice….. “don’t nothing usually enter that place…. what do you expect.” The Muscle was protecting me really well… she finally got it position after I said every cuss words in the book and begin to fill my colon with a mixture of barium and water. Air was also injected through the tube to help the barium thoroughly coat the lining of the colon. Next, a series of x-ray images is taken while I was moved around into all kinds of positions. Man. When they finally got finished and I got to go to the restroom… It was a on. One thing I learned was when I have my next examination for colon next time I will make sure that I do the colonscopy … That Barium Enema was awful.
Nevertheless everything came back clear. The endoscopy didn’t see anything that could be causing the Acid reflux and the Barium Anema was also clear. I don’t have to have another one for five years. Wooo… Wiping my forehead. That’s was something else. I hope that wasn’t to much information folks. Lmbo… If you learned anything from my experience always choose the colonscopy. What’s a little IV and needle compared to being ballooned from one of your most private area.
Side note: Please let the radiologist know you have had weight loss surgery because they was having trouble seeing all of my colon. Until I reminded them that I had weight loss surgery.
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